blOg~!

Saturday, 12 July 2008


RANDOM QUOTES =DDD

1. I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning

2. I like men now.

3. When i grow up, i wanna graduate at Bovine University

4. It went in my mouth, and then i swallowed it. LMAO

5. Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

6. Me fail english? That's unpossible

7. Bart Simpson (spelling "Impervious" in a spelling bee): I...M...P
Nelson: Bart is pee!
Ralph: I made Bart in my pants. =PPPPPP

8. Will you be my mommy? You smell like dead bunnies ...

9. Mrs Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and i saw one of babies and then the baby looked at me.

10. When i grow up, i want to be a principal or a caterpillar. =DDDD

11. (Bart hits Ralph on the head)
Ralph: (money falls out of nose)There's my milk money, (milk falls out of nose) and there's my milk

12. Go Banana!

13. Slow down Bart! my legs don't know how to be as long as yours

NON-RALPH QUOTES LOL
14. every fight is a food fight when you're a cannibal .....

15. i think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades, or a fake heart attack game

16. if at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is definitely not for you

17. i'm an excellent house keeper. everytime i get a divorce i keep the house

18. Cheese .. milk's leap towards immortality :D

19. I'm in no condition to drive ... wait ! I shouldn't listen to myself, i'm drunk!

20. I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio

21. you're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter

okay okay i give up =P