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Monday, 14 July 2008


The story of Susman & Batmandy !

It all started when our uber geek, Susman, woke up in a secret vineyard. It was the third time it had happened. Feeling ridiculously puzzled, Susman backhanded a carrot, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Suddenly inspired by the wise teachings of Confuscious, he realized that his beloved orange was missing! Immediately he called his lover, Batmandy. Susman had known Batmandy for (plus or minus) 550 000 years, the majority of which were flamboyant ones. Batmandy was unique. She was smart though sometimes a little.. stupid. Susman called her anyway, for the situation was urgent.

Batmandy picked up to a very sad Susman. Batmandy calmly assured him that most legless puppies grimace before mating, yet legless puppies usually sassily turn red *after* mating. She had no idea what that meant; she was only concerned with distracting Susman. Why was Batmandy trying to distract Susman? Because she had snuck out from Susman's with the orange only nine days prior. It was an enchanting little orange ... how could she resist?

It didn't take long before Susman got back to the subject at hand; his orange. Batmandy sneezed. Reluctantly, Batmandy invited him over, assuring him they'd find the orange. Susman grabbed his hammock and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Batmandy realized that she was in trouble. She had to find a place to hide the orange and she had to do it deftly. She figured that if Susman took the neighbourhood-terrorizing crotch rocket, he would take at least five minutes for Susman to get there. But if he took the Susmobile? Then Batmandy would be very screwed.

Before she could come up with any reasonable ideas, Batmandy was interrupted by six selfish seals that were lured by her orange. Batmandy yawned; 'Not again', she thought. Feeling pleased, she recklessly reached for is dangerous oil-soaked rag and carefully poked every last on of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent - the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the haunted thicket, squealing with discontent. She exhaled with relief. That's when she heard the Susmobile rolling up. It was Susman.

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As he pulled up, he felt a sense of urgency. He had had to make an unscheduled stop at Texaco to pick up a 12-pack of ninja stars, so he knew he was running late. With a skillful leap, Susman was out of the Susmobile and went scandalously jaunting toward Batmandy's front door. Meanwhile inside, Batmandy was panicking. Not thinking, she tossed the orange int a box of gerbils and then slid the box behind her whale. Batmandy was exasperated but at least the orange was concealed. The doorbell rang.

haha. random story generators are funny.. =P

put the rest up some other day =D